Wacky Wednesdays~Mr. Clean

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“As for the man whose hair has fallen from his head, he is bald, but he is clean.

Lev. 13:40

 

Found this on Pinterest like usual, but I laughed so hard when I found it that I had to put it on my blog!



Wacky Wednesdays~Punny!

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A Taco: Why don't you wanna taco 'bout it?

A Nacho: 'Cause I'm nacho friend anymore!

 

Wacky Wednesdays~Elephants

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Here is some jokes about elephants.

Q. Why should a elephant carry a key?
A. To unlock it's trunk.

Q. What did the elephant do when it broke it's toe?
A. It called a toe truck.

Q. When an elephant comes to visit, how do you know it is going to stay?
A. It brings it's trunk.

Wacky Wednesdays~Occupations

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I found some jokes about occupations and I would like to share them with you guys.

 

Q. Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

A. In case he or she makes a hole in one.

 

Q. Why are baseball players so rich?

A. Because they play on diamonds.

Q. Why are movie stars such cool people?

A. They have many fans.

 

Q. Why do carpenters believe there is no such thing as stone?

A. Because they never saw it.

 



 

Wacky Wednesdays~Fish Jokes

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I found some jokes about fish and I would like to share them with you guys.

Q. What fish are the richest?
A. Goldfish

Q. What animals are weight watchers?
A. Fish, because they carry their scales with them.

Q. When is a wall like a fish?
A. When it's scaled.

Wacky Wednesdays~Moms

 

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This picture is so true! My mom is exactly like this and I am sure that a bunch of others are too. I am also pretty sure that I will be like this too when I am a mom.

Wacky Wednesdays~Things You Find In Your Fridge

 

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The other morning I was going into are fridge to get butter for my toast. Well I opened it and reached for the butter when I saw a TV controler in there with peanut butter on it! I didn't know where it came from at first but then I remembered that Ben accidently dropped his toast on it the night before and we put it in the fridge so that the peanut butter would get hard so that we could just peel it off. But I was tired so I didn't remember right then.

Wacky Wednesdays~Things I Say To My Tablet

I can not believe that I haven't been on my blog since May!!! I guess with summer I really haven't felt like posting anything. I will try to post more often now.
But anyways the wacky Wednesdays post.

 

Wacky Wednesdays is a day for bloggers to share something funny like a song, a joke, something that someone said, a story or just whatever is funny. The rules are if you want to do Wacky Wednesdays that you have to follow me and comment saying that you are doing it.

So yesterday I was on our tablet and then I had to write down something. Well I just touched the screen so that it wouldn't go black and then started writing. Then after I was done,  I looked back at the tablet and it was black. I said "I just touched you and you already went away!" I didn't mean to say it like that but it came out that way!!!

 



Wacky Wednesdays~They Will Learn

 

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This Wednesday I would like to tell you guys about how Ben and Jacob say the funniest things.

Jacob has been sneezing a lot because he has a cold or something but he doesn't think that. He says that he has "injuries" (allergic) to everyone. He even told the pastor's wife that last Sunday! 

Ben loves to sell and buy stuff on Kijiji quite a bit and there is a section on there that is called "swap or trade". But Ben calls it "swipe or trade"!

They say a bunch of other funny things but 2 are are I can remember right now. I always want to correct them but then I remember that they will learn how to say it soon then it won't be cute anymore.

God bless you,

 

 



Wacky Wednesdays~Abraham Lincoln Quote

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Today I would like to share a funny quote by Abraham Lincoln.

Wacky Wednesdays~Pics

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Today I would like to share some hilarious pics from Pinterest.

 

I do this all the time!

 

My mom agrees with this.

 

 

I think I should say this to the next person I see with baggy pants.

 

Best deal EVER!

And finally...

That is genius!

 

God Bless,

Rebekah

Wacky Wednesdays~Proverbs 11:16

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A couple of nights ago we were doing family bible time and when it was my turn I kind of messed up. When I got to Proverbs 11:16 it says:

 

A kindhearted woman gains respect,

but ruthless men gain only wealth.

 

But I changed the last part to:

 

but ruthless men gain only "weight."

 

Yeah, we had a pretty good laugh about that.

 

 

 

 

Wacky Wednesdays~Pretty Pink Tractor

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I would like to share a song by Tim Hawkins that is very funny!

Wacky Wednesdays~Canadian Man

Wacky Wednesdays is a day for bloggers to share something funny like a song, a joke, something that someone said, a story or just whatever is funny. The rules are if you want to do Wacky Wednesdays that you have to follow me and comment saying that you are doing it.

Today I would like to share a song by Paul Brandt that is just to funny.

 

Wacky Wednesdays~Noel

Sorry I haven't done a post in so long! I have just not felt like doing one.                      

Wacky Wednesdays is a day for bloggers to share something funny like a song, a joke, something that someone said, a story or just whatever is funny. The rules are if you want to do Wacky Wednesdays that you have to follow me and comment saying that you are doing it.

So with Christmas coming up I thought I should do a Christmas joke.

 

Q. What did the people sing when they threw the dynamite in the well?

A. Noel, Noel.

 

 

 

Wacky Wednesdays~Ha Ha



Wacky Wednesdays is a day for bloggers to share something funny like a song, a joke, something that someone said, a story or just whatever is funny. The rules are if you want to do Wacky Wednesdays that you have to follow me and comment saying that you are doing it.

Today is pictures from a website that you will never guess the name of, Pinterest! 

 

 

 

 

 

Wacky Wednesday~Funny Pictures

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Today is pictures from a website that no one has ever heard of on this blog, Pinterest!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wacky Wednesdays~Funny Animal Pics

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Me and Pinterest now. I thought that everyone was crazy liking Pinterest but now I know what they mean!

Here is some funny pics with animals that I found on Pinterest.

 

 

 

 

Wacky Wednesdays~"They Paused You"

                                                       

 

 

Wacky Wednesdays is a day for bloggers to share something funny like a song, a joke, something that someone said, a story or just whatever is funny. The rules are if you want to do Wacky Wednesdays that you have to follow me and comment saying that you are doing it.    

Jacob saw some pictures from when he was born and has been asking alot of questions about them. He asked my mom "did it hurt when they cut you open" ( my mom had a c/section ).  My mom said "no because they froze me." Well the other day Jacob was just kind of talking to himself about his birth and we heard "Then they paused mommy". I guess froze means paused to him!

 

                                                  

Wacky Wednesdays~His "Brother"

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My brother Jacob has a imaginary brother well, actully, a whole family. Jacob's brother's name is Bang! We think he named him bang was because Bang was always hammering our roof. Well the story got bigger and bigger. Now Bang works for my dad's boss hauling grain, Bang's mom had 10,000 babies yesterday and they are all living in our house! There is alot more about the story but I forget most of it. But it is still really cute listening to Jacob telling us about his "brother".