Saturday, 24 August 2013

You Know You Live In Alberta When....

  • "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend
  • You often switch from "Heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
  • You design your kids Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
  •  If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and
    road construction
  • Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor and combine crew on the highway
  • Your school classes were cancelled because of cold, but only when it was -40 or colder. I might be home schooled but that is very true for kids that go to school
  • You find -20 degrees “a little chilly”
  • .You have never owned a vehicle that did not have cracks in the windshield
  • You get claustrophobic when you’re in a “big city” like Red Deer and their traffic is “just awful, you wouldn’t believe it”
  • You actually understand these jokes

1 comment:

  1. I know this is kind of late, but I just read this post. This is so funny and so true. I guess that's what makes it funny.


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